It wasn't the noise that embrassed me it was the laughter from mum and dad.
They couldn't stop. They wouldn't stop!
Even now, some 24hrs later I can hear them talking and laughing about hearing a wee noise come from my bottom.
It was nearly as bad as the time the two of them laughed over my itchy bottom and the only way I could sctratch it was to moonwalk like Micheal Jackson on my tush across the carpet.
The embarassment is obvious and it makes them laugh even moe.
|Whoops I farted again!|
Well enough is enough I need to escape, not literally, but some escape where I can have friends of my own. Other anmals who are in the same boat as I am. Other animals who can share their antics. We could call it Coco's friends or Animal Antics. What do you think?
Well I can feel a bit of gas building up from that Beef kind of Wellington or was it the Chicken and Veggie Pie. Why do they feed me that stuff? Come to think of it, why do I eat it?
It's better than doggie biscuits that's for sure.
Anyway my darlings I really do need to go. Gas coming, OH MY goodness maybe even a Missy special!
Bye for now
Link your animal antics here...